25 reasons why I like being girl

25 reasons why I like being girl -

1. We talk a lot. But that's because women are expressive and poetic and creative.
2. We don't worry about our 'bling-bling' sizes.
3. We actually get to birth children out of our 'bling-bling's. What do you people do, even when you have such ginourmous stuff?
4. We do not have to wear the special-amazing top that matches our eye colour to impress all y'all.
5. Nor do we have to strut like a peacock.
6. We do not have to beat up other girls, just to look good in front of you.
7. We wear perfume. We don't. Either way, we smell good.
8. We can miraculously make glasses look less dorkier.
9. Uhm. We can fake orgasm without letting you all know. Sorry, but its true. Go watch "When Harry Met Sally" again.
10. Boys like tomboys. Boys like girlie-girls. But girls don't like girlie-boys. No.
11. We can be shy, and still be incredibly sexy.
12. Hallo! We know what a "basket" is. But you don't know what "liquid foundation" is.
13. Girls can engage in boyish activities and be cool. But spot a boy smear his lips with gloss- nightmare.
14. We have boobs. Ohh yea.
15. We look tons better. Admit it!
16. We have longer nails, longer hair and longer eyelashes. Yaay!
17. We don't hide porn magazines in the laundry basket.
18. Girls can show off as much flesh as they want.
19. All the awesome people are of the female genesis.
20. We can make you get anything, for us! But you can't.
21. We don't worry about the World Cup.
22. In the toilet, you people have a bleh-thingey. We get all the exclusive flip-opens.
23. We talk about sex to other girls. You don't. Jerks.
24. Girls get the red roses first on V-day. And if you're late- we get to shout at you.
25. Last but not the least- we don't have to hide a damn snake in our pants.

12.30 now. Good night.